Mumbling Mommy

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By Katie

I made it to 37 weeks.
That night, my water broke.

On the visit to my OB during my 35th week of pregnancy, he seemed concerned that I would go into labor early. He ordered me to take it easy and get through two more weeks before meeting my little one. I was horrified. I was barely ready to become a mother in five more weeks and now he was telling me that I might have even less time. I needed every second I could get. Doctor Lopez didn’t care about that though. And neither did my child, apparently.

That visit to the Doc shook me up a little. I decided to keep the findings on the down low. I didn’t see the
point in worrying everyone else. I told my roommate about it. I told my
Aunt Melodie who was also my birth coach. She basically told me not to move a muscle for any reason and
that she would be praying for Emilia to wait for the due date. I called the
restaurant where I worked and said it was time to stop coming in.

“Is everything okay?” the woman who did the schedule asked

“Oh yeah. Just feeling huge and like I need to put my feet

“I totally understand. I got the same way with both of my
kids! Let me know if you want to come work at all after the baby comes. After
you heal, of course.”

I was already working from home two days per week for the
newspaper. I decided the only difference between home and the office was a car
ride so I’d still go in for now. My boss was CERTAIN my baby would be at least two weeks late. When I went into the office the next day I told her to
be prepared in case I needed to start my maternity leave earlier than May 15.

“Oh the first one is always late. Both of my boys were.
You’ll be more than ready when she decides to come out.”

I didn’t argue. I tried to warn her.

I debated telling my parents. There was really nothing that
they could do to delay the inevitable and my mom would freak out and wonder if
she needed to change her flight – a question I had no conclusive answer to. So I didn’t tell them.

As I laid in bed that Thursday night, I folded my hands
across my belly. All quiet on the baby front. No contractions. No butterflies.
No kicking. Just a napping baby with no indication that she wanted to greet the
world anytime in the next decade.

Thoughts swirled through my head and kept settling on Jason’s Mom. She was an attractive red head who I
had met pre-pregnancy when she and his step dad had come into the restaurant for
dinner. She had a Polish maiden name and wanted to meet this Polish girl from
Chicago that her son had been talking about.

She was my height. My build. My weight, at the time. We had
been introduced but I couldn’t remember her name exactly. Denise? Diane? Debra?
Some name that didn’t even start with “D”?

One of the few conversations I had with Jason during the
pregnancy was encouraging him to tell his parents about the baby. They had both
seemed so kind. Like the type to embrace grandparenthood. And even if they
weren’t either of those things, they deserved to know that there was a little
girl in the bloodline.

At first Jason just refused. As months went on, he told me
he had told them and that they called me a liar. When invitations for my baby
shower went out, girls at the restaurant asked me if they should send his mom
one. I said that since she didn’t believe the baby to actually be her
grandchild, maybe they should skip the niceties.

“You know he’s probably lying,” said one of the party

“About something that big? I doubt it.”

“Well, I can always send an invite. If she really feels like
he says she does, then she will just throw it away. If she doesn’t know about
the baby, then I guess she will find out.”

Both of those options sounded dreadful to me.

“No. Don’t invite her. Just leave it alone.”

As I laid there with hands draped over Mount Belly, within
weeks and possibly days of delivery, I thought about the beautiful Polish lady
from Pennsylvania who was the grandmother to my daughter. Maybe she did hate
me. Maybe she thought I was trying to put the squeeze on her table-waiting son
for every penny he was worth. Maybe she felt that she was too young to be a
grandma and resented the suggestion.

But what if she didn’t hate me? Maybe she wondered what
happened to the pretty Polish girl that her son had seemed so crazy about nine
months earlier. Maybe she was already a grandma and would welcome another
little one with open arms.

A few months prior I couldn’t deal with the emotional
implications of a deadbeat grandparent so I just avoided the issue. Now as the
inevitable delivery was within a calendar page I felt like I needed to revisit
the idea that it might be me who needed to step up and be the bearer of bad, or
joyful, news. Whatever the reaction, these grandparents needed time before the
baby arrived to accept the concept – even if that time period ended up being a
day or two.

I asked a researcher in my department at the newspaper how a
person would find the phone number of a person who’s first or last name he or
she didn’t know, but knew the name of the searched person’s adult son.

“You know, hypothetically.”

“Are you sure you want to do this? To call his mom?”

I guess my intentions weren’t well masked.

“No. I’m not sure I’ll even call once I have the number. I
just feel like I have the responsibility to do this.”

I knew what my colleague wanted to say. I could see it in
her face. She wanted to say that it wasn’t my responsibility. It was the
lowlife-scum-bucket-douche-bag-deadbeat dad’s responsibility to tell his own
parents that he had been half of a baby-creating team. That was a typical reaction from all my friends in those days. Instead, she wrote two
numbers on a piece of paper, one with her name next to it.

“Okay. Call me at home if you need to talk after.”

It was a Friday. Normally I’d be heading for the restaurant
straight from the newspaper and hoping the I-4 traffic gods liked me. Today I
was just heading home for a quiet evening. My roommate was away waiting tables
that night.

I made myself turkey tacos with homemade guacamole and sat
quietly at a high-top table, watching the sunset out the sliding door into the
backyard. My cell phone was on the table next to me. I texted my roommate and
asked if Jason was at work. About twenty minutes later, I got the reply “Yes.

Okay. So now I knew that he was busy and not at home. I
didn’t know if his Mom, or step dad, was home. But it was time to take the
chance and make the call.

I dialed the number without hesitation. If I paused even for
a second, I would turn back. I barreled forward.

The phone rang a few times. A strange recording picked up,
asking me to identify myself for the resident. At the sound of a beep, I
tentatively said “Katie.” Damn. I probably should have said my last name too. I
must have spoken too softly, because the robotic voice asked me if I was still
there, and that I needed to please identify myself at the tone.

What the crap was this thing? I was already a nanosecond
from hanging up and now this audio contraption was making even easier to hit
the “end” button. This time at the beep, I was ready.

“Katie. Poh – Wal – Ski. Katie Powalski.”

The voice thanked me and there was a long pause.  

The ringing began again. A much friendlier voice picked up.


I froze. I tried to move my mouth. I tried to will my throat
to open and the words to tumble out. I was horribly afraid suddenly.

“Katie? Is that you honey?”

Honey? Not only did she remember me, but she appeared to
have defaulted to terms of endearment already.

“Yes. Hi. It’s me, Katie. Is this De….”

“Oh. You’re not Katie.”

“Um. Yes. Yes I am. Katie Powalski.”


“Katie! Katie Powalski! Okay. I thought you were my daughter
calling. Her name is Katie too. How are you sweetheart?”

Okay. So she had accepted the call under false pretenses.
But still a term of endearment was being thrown my way. The fear started to
loosen its fingers around my larynx.

“Oh, I’m fine. Just fine, I guess. How are you Dee?” I
decided to take a stab at the first initial.

“I’m great! Everyone is out but me, so just getting some
cleaning done. Enjoying the quiet for a bit. I’m sorry but Jason isn’t here
right now. He’s at work tonight. I guess that you must be off?”

I laughed.

“Yes. I’m off. I’m actually on leave for awhile. And I’m not
calling for Jason anyway. I’m calling for you.”

Pause. Okay. Here goes.

“I’m calling for you because I wanted you and your husband
to know that I’m having a baby in about a month and she is Jason’s. He said he
already mentioned something to you, but I guess I just wanted to be positive
that you knew about the baby.”
Long, ridiculous crazy pause.

“Katie… he hasn’t said anything to us. Does he know about
the baby?”

I resisted the urge to bash the bejesus out of their son’s
name. I was going to stick with the level, monotone plan.

“Yes, he’s known since September. He hasn’t been a part of
the pregnancy and has made it pretty clear he doesn’t want to be involved with
the baby. Which is his choice. But I wanted you to have the information and
make your own choice.”
She was scrambling for words, battling the opposing emotions my revelation had surely brought on.

“Well, are you having a boy or girl? Do you have names?”

She sounded downright giddy.

“The baby is a girl. Emilia Grace. That’s her name. She’s
due May 15th.”

“Oh wow. Are you having a shower? What do you still need for
the baby?”

“I don’t need anything. I had a shower about a month ago. I
would’ve loved to invite you but didn’t know if you’d want to come.”

“I would have loved to be there!” she shrieked. She was
excited. I didn’t know how to react so just kept answering her barrage of
questions. We talked about my jobs, my insurance, how much maternity leave I
was going to take and when my mother would be in town to help me. We ended
with her getting my phone number and telling me she was going to let everything
soak in then call me back in a few days.

“I’m so glad that you called me. I know it couldn’t have
been easy. Welcome to the family!” Denise said enthusiastically.

My roommate texted me ten minutes later to ask if I had
called Jason’s Mom, because that was the rumor around the restaurant. I confirmed and she said that
he was acting more relieved than angry. Part of me wished I hadn’t done his
dirty work for him but then I remembered that the conversation I just had with his
mother had nothing to do with him. I brought joy to a future grandmother and
peace to myself and that was worth the call.
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